Beer is good. Plus, throwing a cheaper party.

Most days I like beer. I especially like it almost frozen. I get to burp a lot. Its festive. I cannot afford champagne so I can't compare the burps. Maybe someday.

In the meanwhile.

Have you noticed that after a few drinks, most beers, spirits and wines, begin to taste the same OR that taste doesn't matter, AT ALL? I have.

Say you are throwing a party and want to save some $. Try this: first round of beer, its: Heineken, Grolsch or one of the fine visitings from http://www.worldofbeer.com like Vienna Orangey if you must really show off or Biere de Garde .

Spirit wise, its Caol Ila, Cadenhead bottling for scotch. Jack Daniel's Single Barrel. Zyr vodka etc.

Wines? Er, MD 20-20? Fuggit about it.

Second round. In beer its Michelob. Dewars or Teachers scotch. Early Times sour mash. Rain vodka.

Next round? Who the fuck cares OR knows?

Just switch the labels if you are really cheap. Natural Ice beer, Claymore Scotch, which you could easily toss in to fool most Dewars' fans in round 2 and for vodka: drink the Absolut yourself and pour into its bottle whatever is on sale like Heaven Hill, may this distiller rot in hell.

Life may not be good for most drunks, but it can be cheaper.

Skol.