What is the very most private thing anyone does? I think its picking ones nose. I am positive everyone in the world does this but few do it in public or even around ones family, companions, buds etc.
What does this have to do with being a better drunk? NAFT, not a fucking thing, but the topic didn't fit my other blogs.
Here's what I do. I make sure my nails are trimmed. Then I wash my hands and pick away. Often I stand at the sink so there is a good place to flick the boogers.
Back to this blog. Next time someone criticizes you for being a drunk or tries to put you down, or you think they think they are better than you, just imagine them picking away too, maybe in the nude, maybe in your favorite bar or at the opera.
That should set your mind in order and hey, fuck them anyway.
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